Bigweld's Tears's definitions

Bigweld

Bigweld is a magnificent, portly, metallic, god among us foolish mortals. We do not deserve his mercy. We do not give enough infint sacrafices to satisfy his bloodlust and fury. He deserves the sin of lust and the feel of an old woman's crinkly skin breaking under his lumpscious bottom. We are not worthy.

"Bow down to your god fool! Bow down to Bigweld!"

by Bigweld's Tears March 22, 2019

Krusticle

A male crabs genetalia that could be described as crusty.

"I just got my Krusticles removed bro!"

by Bigweld's Tears April 5, 2019

Chungles

The exact moment when your friend is walking too slowly up the stairs ahead of you and they begin to convulse and fall back on you.

"Move it Chungles!"
"Ah dang! I've been chunged."

by Bigweld's Tears March 25, 2019

Krussy

When a crabs genetalia can be desribed as crusty.

"Mr Krabs is one thicc bih. Lemme.....see that krussy!"

by Bigweld's Tears April 5, 2019