BigManLettuce's definitions
(pronounced: Lettuce) A leafy, green vegetable that wants consumed. Once consumed said leafy, green vegetable passes through the digestion system until you eventually shit it out. Also known as EATING VEGETABLES!!!!
Mom: Eat your mother fucking LETTIS!!!!!
Chad: No it’s too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(
Chad: No it’s too juicy and green and leafy
Mom: EAT YOUR LETTIS CHAD!!!!!
Chad: Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(
by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024
Get the Lettismug. 
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
Get the Schewpidmug. The process in which someone undergoes to commit to achieving the PERFECT Chad. This is very intense. This should be attempted by guy bosses or man wives! No undertrained simpletons should attempt this act.
By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!
By mewwling you will gain an unrealistic and irresistible Chad! You will bunches of bitches!
by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024
Get the Mewwlingmug. This can interpreted in numerous fashions.
1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.
2) what your mother says when she sees me
3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.
4) the waiting list for health care assistance
5) the length of one’s penis
6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!
1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.
2) what your mother says when she sees me
3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.
4) the waiting list for health care assistance
5) the length of one’s penis
6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!
That is really long!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
Get the Longmug. While some may mistake this word for a name. It is actually a result of mewwing!
Chad means sexy specimen of a jawline.
Chad means sexy specimen of a jawline.
Tim: He’s got a very prominent Chad!
Jeff: That is so inappropriate! Why would you say something like that?!
Tim: Do you not see it? His jawline is very sharp?
Jeff: Ohhhh jawline…
Tim: What did I think you said? Creep!
Jeff: Uhmmmmmm
Jeff: That is so inappropriate! Why would you say something like that?!
Tim: Do you not see it? His jawline is very sharp?
Jeff: Ohhhh jawline…
Tim: What did I think you said? Creep!
Jeff: Uhmmmmmm
by BigManLettuce March 11, 2024
Get the Chadmug.