Big steve's definitions

cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)

Idiots say "card shark."

by Big Steve August 10, 2004

i'm not racist, but . . .

Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.

I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!

by Big Steve August 6, 2004

Cla

Sounds created by using your throat and pronouncing "cla".

Yad kicked hiatus in the airsoft battle, and screamed his famous battle cry, "CLA CLA CLA!"

by Big Steve May 5, 2006

basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.

I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.

by Big Steve July 2, 2004

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 9, 2006

Blue Foo

A person who knows how to kick hiatus. A Blue Foo is also someone who has fantasies over older women...much older women. Blue Foos pwn.

Hey dude you are awesome....you are a true Blue Foo.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

Loc

Someone or something originating or belonging to the immediate environment; short for local.

What's up loc?

by Big Steve September 3, 2003