Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

by Big Steve September 05, 2003

slickie

An aroused, wet vagina

She was purring when my fingers rubed her slickie.

by Big Steve September 05, 2003

snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)

by Big Steve September 05, 2003

song bombed

the state of being unable to write original music due to the successful completion of a prior work

"After finishing the last piece, I was song bombed for four days."

by Big Steve November 08, 2003

make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve April 28, 2006

Pound Sand

Walk away (from the fact that each step requires one to press down the sand beneith one's feet; from Hawaiin slang)

Go pound sand.

by Big Steve September 04, 2003