Irish ice lolly

A peeled cucumber that has been in the fridge until chilled through.

We were that poor in our family that my Gran used to give us an cucumber from out of the fridge and tell us in her thick Dublin accent "Here you go son, eat your Irish ice lolly"

by Big bad Guy June 07, 2009

Milktooth

The act of text messaging a teenage girl who is much too young for a man of your age to be texting.

"Bluetooth, my arse! More like Milktooth, she only looks 15"

by Big bad Guy June 05, 2007