8 spots on a woman's body when a penis can be inserted. 1) Vagina 2) Rectum 3) Mouth 4) Between tits 5) Left armpit 6) Right armpit 7) Between feet 8) Between hands
Bill: So Bryan, how was your date with Monica last night? Did you get a run around the bases?
Bryan: More like a double grand slam, Monica gave me access to her octapussy.
Bryan: More like a double grand slam, Monica gave me access to her octapussy.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
A blowjob completed by a Brazilian woman on a German male in which she allows the German man's balls to smack or "score" against her cheeks repeatedly. The German male will often yell "Gooooooooooal" during climax and ejaculation. This act often brings shame on the country and culture of Brazil.
Hans was enjoying a "Brazilian Blowout" from Natália when he immediatley felt the urge to yell, "Goooooooooooal!." Natália's parents and family watched from across the room and began to weep.
by Big Lud the Stud July 11, 2014
Brian had perfectly set up a romantic evening to celebrate the 10 yr wedding anniversary to his lovely wife Marta. Upon arriving at the restaurant he realized that he had accidentally made reservations for the day prior and no seating was available. Trying to salvage the evening Brian took his hungry wife to a luxurious hotel where he had made reservations. The hotel had overbooked and could not offer the suite that he had made reservations for and could only offer him a basement level employee room without views. Brian accepted the low quality room since they were out of town for the celebration. Once in the room, Brian was hoping to make love to his wife but found she was on her period. It was a perfect tri-fuckta of a evening and Brian was left feeling tri-fucked.
by Big Lud the Stud September 16, 2014
When a person takes a large fibrous shit creating a helicopter like blade like effect when flushed. After this "proopreller" reaches terminal velocity during the flush, it is then pulled from the middle causing the helicopter blade to fold in half and exit down the toilet. This phenomenon often causes a ringer and toilet clog.
Bryan was bursting at the seems when he entered his girlfriends house and met her parents for the first time. Since someone was in the guest bathroom, he snuck upstairs and went into the master bedroom bathroom. He shat a proopeller and upon flushing it left a shit ring and clogged the toilet to start overflowing with shit all over the floor. Bryan crawled out of the upstairs window and escaped to his car. He lost all contact with his former girlfriend and changed his number.
by Big Lud the Stud July 24, 2014
When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
Similar to the infamous Russian stealth submarine "Red October," the Brown October is a shitmarine dump that immediately disappears once in the water. The Brown October is loyal to no one and has its own mission and agenda.
Brian had been on a steady diet of steak and potatoes and his lower intestines had been busy creating a undercover special ops project. Brian had become constipated having not taking a shit in nearly 5 days, so he decided to drink some prune juice to get things flowing. His lower intestines released a Brown October into the toilet bowl and the shitmarine immediately disappeared to a depth of 2 fathoms to avoid being spotted.
by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014
Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).
Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.
by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014