Definitions by Big Jim Steezy
Jurassic Parked
When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.
I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.
Jurassic Parked by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012
Back hander lander
When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.
Back hander lander by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012