Definitions by Big Ern

311 

A really shitty bad that should have quit a long time ago.

My god this song sucks. Is this Limp Bizcut?
Oh no, its 311. My bad.

311 by Big Ern September 19, 2005

dick duster 

A gay man's soul patch. This tuft of hair just below the lower lip will dust the bottom shaft of any cock that happens to be insertered in the gay man's mouth.

See {dick broom]

Hey Rocky! Nice dick duster.

dick duster by Big Ern December 31, 2004

Good enough for the girls I go with 

A job done with decent quality. Usually used at the completion of the task. Suggests a level of performace just above half-assed.

"Do you think we cleaned this kitchen well enough?"

"Yeah - its good enough for the girls I go with."

Good enough for the girls I go with by Big Ern December 16, 2004

Even a broken clock is right twice a day 

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

Even a broken clock is right twice a day by Big Ern December 16, 2004