Definitions by Big Droz

high schooler

Sex in one position from beginning to end. Usually missionary position. Important note: no foreplay or dirty talk allowed.

After a year of dating the girl he met in church, Charlie got tired of nothing but the high schooler and quit talking to her.

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Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.

Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.

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