Big Daddy Hedgehog's definitions

Chik-Fell-a-tio

correllating food with a grateful act from your female friend, wife, prostitute, or girlfriend.

Wow, I had the best Chik-Fell-a-tio last night. It's just that good!

Slogan:
Chik-Fell-a-tio, It's just that good!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog October 1, 2009

Facebook Fairy

A sleazeball loser that tries to lure women into a relationship through Facebook by convincing them he is a good guy.

OMG, that Bob turned out to be such a Facebook Fairy. He had Bonnie ready to marry him until she saw him working the drive through at McDonald's.

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 21, 2009

Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

Smart

A black chick hooked up with a white guy. Opposite of Mud Shark.

Who is that SMART girl hooked up with John?

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009