Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

Facebook Fairy

A sleazeball loser that tries to lure women into a relationship through Facebook by convincing them he is a good guy.

OMG, that Bob turned out to be such a Facebook Fairy. He had Bonnie ready to marry him until she saw him working the drive through at McDonald's.

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 21, 2009

Smart

A black chick hooked up with a white guy. Opposite of Mud Shark.

Who is that SMART girl hooked up with John?

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

Chik-Fell-a-tio

correllating food with a grateful act from your female friend, wife, prostitute, or girlfriend.

Wow, I had the best Chik-Fell-a-tio last night. It's just that good!

Slogan:
Chik-Fell-a-tio, It's just that good!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog October 01, 2009