G.T.S.

This is an acronym for "Google that shit"

Darren: HEY what does the word cretching mean?

Me: I don't know look in the urban dictionary and if that didn't work then G.T.S.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 January 24, 2018

Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 March 25, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 February 03, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 February 03, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 February 03, 2016