dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

by Big Al March 11, 2005

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

BUFU

The art of the "butt fuck"

I just bufu'd Susie last night!!!

by Big Al September 15, 2003

human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.

That slave is a human toilet.

by Big Al October 02, 2003

keys

Freestyle rap.

"dont mess, when i spit, ill beat you down with my keys"

by Big AL April 06, 2004

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004

ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 31, 2003