The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards
by Biddy February 20, 2005

Woman on advert: Excuse me, where is your copy of heat magazine?
Magazine seller: Sorry, we're all out
Woman: I see
*woman then procedes to run at man, with a road cone*
Magazine seller: Sorry, we're all out
Woman: I see
*woman then procedes to run at man, with a road cone*
by Biddy July 17, 2005
