2 definitions by Bia 2

doochess

1. the wife of a dooch
2. a poopy, pouty girl who says "OH NO!" and likes her men like fine wine

When the coconut fell on the doochess' head, the doochess said "OH NO!"

by Bia 2 September 24, 2003

dooch

A sovereign prince who rules a doochy

All hail the Dooch of Juey!

by Bia 2 September 23, 2003