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by BetterSkatez March 7, 2021
Get the Blue Anon mug.Dora the explorer is a stupid whining 5 year old Illegal Mexican Immigrant Cunt who goes on every fucking dangerous adventure with a fucking whining homosexual fucking monkey named boots who whines everytime untill your ears gush with blood, How fucking Creative!
Swiper the fox is a some american stealer trying to find evidence on dora but fails 99% of the time, What a fucking pussy!, Dora manages to say "Swiper no swiping 3 times" and swiper runs away like a fucking bitchy shithead! If a kid does this to a gangster this kid would be fucking shot! oh and keep in mind if a kid did this to lucy from elfen lied, This kid would be fucking dismembered!
Dora the explorer is age restricted to kids over 3 because adults couldn't fucking handle it!
Dora is Blind too, as she tells us where something is like a Penis we try to look for it but the fucking blue cursor fucks us up!
Great for people on Drugs and has an IQ of -5million.
Dora has everything in her backpack from small planck size dirt to fucking universe sized gold.
If you are a fan of this show, you are a Cuntface!
Swiper the fox is a some american stealer trying to find evidence on dora but fails 99% of the time, What a fucking pussy!, Dora manages to say "Swiper no swiping 3 times" and swiper runs away like a fucking bitchy shithead! If a kid does this to a gangster this kid would be fucking shot! oh and keep in mind if a kid did this to lucy from elfen lied, This kid would be fucking dismembered!
Dora the explorer is age restricted to kids over 3 because adults couldn't fucking handle it!
Dora is Blind too, as she tells us where something is like a Penis we try to look for it but the fucking blue cursor fucks us up!
Great for people on Drugs and has an IQ of -5million.
Dora has everything in her backpack from small planck size dirt to fucking universe sized gold.
If you are a fan of this show, you are a Cuntface!
by BetterSkatez May 19, 2013
Get the Dora the Explorer mug.A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.
Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.
by BetterSkatez July 1, 2025
Get the Duolingo mug.I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".
by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021
Get the Whale mug.Penis Baseball is a sport just like Baseball except instead of using a Baseball Bat to hit the ball, they instead use their Penis to hit the ball. Sometimes in Penis Baseball the Anus is used to launch the ball to the batter instead of using their hands. Penis Baseball is a dangerous sport which can cause erectile dysfunction which is why the sport is very rarely played and no real human is physically able to play this sport properly. Judging by the definition, Penis Baseball is definitely not a sport for anyone with a Penis.
by BetterSkatez January 22, 2021
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by BetterSkatez July 9, 2022
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