Definitions by Beta Rho

smegmometer

a device used to measure the amount of smegma build-up within the foreskin of an uncircumcised male penis

"Dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? I feel like it's starting to build."
"Yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning."

smegmometer by Beta Rho January 26, 2009

skruttle 

The portion of skin connecting the scrotum to the base of the penis.

"Dude, my skruttle itches super bad."

skruttle by Beta Rho January 21, 2009

moroccan martini 

The act of milking the sweat from one's scrotum, storing it in a vase, then placing aforementioned contents into an unsuspecting dame's beverage. (Preferably at a bar/night club/pour down a stripper's throat)

Female: "My drink tastes kinda funny"
Frat Douche: "Babe, you shouldn't have been such a bitch to our waiter. I bet he brought you a moroccan martini."

moroccan martini by Beta Rho January 21, 2009