God

A fabled person that many religious people claim to see. But the reality is he's not real. Only the dullusional, mentally ill, drunk, or high people see him. Because he's imaginary. A figment of your imagination. This guy is a fairy tale. He's 100% not real. And if you think you see him, get help. Because you need it.
Lunatic "I found God!"
Me "Take your meds! Go back to your assylm!"
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Martin Luther Kkking

Martin Luther Kkking was a very famous black man. He gave the speech... "I Have A Nightmare". Or was it "I Have A Dream"? I suppose his dream would be a nightmare for any smart person. He was later assassinated.
Martin Luther Kkking was famous for his speech "I Have A Nightmare".
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Roddick

Somebody named Rodrick who's a complete asshole. A huge jerk. So, instead of calling him by his name Rodrick, you replace the R with a D. So, it's pronounced RodDICK. This should send the message that he's a DICK.
Rodrick "Where is everyone? I thought we were supposed to meet up here."
(Elsewhere)
Person A "Did you get rid of Roddick?"
Person B "Yeah, I sent him the wrong location."
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Baldylox

A perfect nickname for someone who is a cancer patient. PERFECT!
Man "Hey, Baldylox!"
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*
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ABC 123

The start of the alphabet -> ABC. And the first 3 numbers -> 123. Hence ABC123.
ABC 123 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABC 123 01234567890 ABC 123
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