A fabled person that many religious people claim to see. But the reality is he's not real. Only the dullusional, mentally ill, drunk, or high people see him. Because he's imaginary. A figment of your imagination. This guy is a fairy tale. He's 100% not real. And if you think you see him, get help. Because you need it.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

Martin Luther Kkking was a very famous black man. He gave the speech... "I Have A Nightmare". Or was it "I Have A Dream"? I suppose his dream would be a nightmare for any smart person. He was later assassinated.
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Somebody named Rodrick who's a complete asshole. A huge jerk. So, instead of calling him by his name Rodrick, you replace the R with a D. So, it's pronounced RodDICK. This should send the message that he's a DICK.
Rodrick "Where is everyone? I thought we were supposed to meet up here."
(Elsewhere)
Person A "Did you get rid of Roddick?"
Person B "Yeah, I sent him the wrong location."
(Elsewhere)
Person A "Did you get rid of Roddick?"
Person B "Yeah, I sent him the wrong location."
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Man "Hey, Baldylox!"
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*
by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 01, 2025

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