Muffy

The nickname for my cat Coffee. She's so small and adorable. We call her Muffy because of Coffee Muffins from the local bakery. She's nice and warm like a Coff Muffin. Hence the nickname Muffy.

Coffee "Meow"
Me "Awwww. I love you, Muffy"
Coffee "Meow meow"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

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by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Fucktard

A fucking retard.

Common Sense: "Fuck" + "Retard" = Fucktard

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

M V

When you put a M on top of a V it makes a heart.

M
V

M V ; I luv you! xoxoxo
M
V
I love you! xoxo

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Scambucks

A website that steals your money.

Friend "I just signed up for Swagbucks"
Me "Nooooooooooo!"
Friend "What's wrong?"
Me "Say goodbye to your money. Scambucks is gonna take ot all"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

Head Bowlingball

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.

Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025