Bertrand Russell's definitions

spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008