Giulia

The Italian girl next door. Lush curls, piercing eyes, bod of a goddess. Can make a mean lasagna if you’re worthy. Too smart for you or your friends. NEVER MISSPELL HER NAME or you will face harsh consequences.

Guy 1: damn who’s that babe walking over there?
Guy 2: oh that’s my neighbor, Giulia. She’s too good for you bro, don’t even try.

by BertaBertissima November 23, 2021

giuglia

The tiny amount of gas one accidentally releases from one’s sphincter hole when laughing uncontrollably. Does not normally smell nor make a sound, but will tickle the crack while exiting (especially when seated).

I was laughing so hard i released a Giuglia. Nobody heard me but it tickled.

by BertaBertissima June 02, 2021