do a wellsey

fuck up big style, generally whilst doing something really easy.

"my god, he's done a wellsey" Bernie Klein 2004

by Bernie Klein May 24, 2004

mouse's ear

a clitoris

"last night i nibbled her mouse's ear" Bernie Klein 2004

by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

Chem eng

Gimpy wanna be engineers who are not quite interesting enough to do engineering.

Nick Wells, Bernie Klein

by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

orange wings

To have sexual relations with a disabled.

"I got my orange wings last night with that Stephen Hawking" - Bernie Klein 2004

by Bernie Klein May 21, 2004