Definitions by Bernie Klein

do a wellsey 

fuck up big style, generally whilst doing something really easy.

"my god, he's done a wellsey" Bernie Klein 2004

do a wellsey by Bernie Klein May 24, 2004

Chem eng 

Gimpy wanna be engineers who are not quite interesting enough to do engineering.

Nick Wells, Bernie Klein

Chem eng by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

mouse's ear 

a clitoris

"last night i nibbled her mouse's ear" Bernie Klein 2004

mouse's ear by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

orange wings 

To have sexual relations with a disabled.

"I got my orange wings last night with that Stephen Hawking" - Bernie Klein 2004

orange wings by Bernie Klein May 21, 2004