Bernard p's definitions

sexelent

Exactly the same as 'exelent' but a stronger word for it.

dude, i just finished GHIII on expert! how exelent am i?
you are so exelent you are in-fact sexelent.

by Bernard P January 12, 2009

Cattle grinder

A party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing EVERYBODY into a pulp.

Yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a feckin cattle grinder tho!

by Bernard p January 2, 2009

funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.

omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.

by Bernard p December 9, 2007

woop-woop

the act of and insult not hitting its mark because of the intence stupidity of the intended victim. usually used in conjunction with a movement of the open palm over the head twice.

hey, i just said to that fag "i pumped yo mumma all night long!"
and?
he was like "my mummy sez im the coolest kid in school!"
wow, it really went woop-woop over that guys head.

by Bernard P July 22, 2007

monga

a complete and total retard, one who lets all insults go 'woop-woop' over their stupid inbred retard mind.

you:hey you fuckin retarded monga!
monga:yer? me?
you: hey um, your mum said that i was the best thing she ever had, but like tell her to fuck off coz she'll scare off all the tight little cheerleaders.
monga:my mummy says im the coolest person in school.
you:well then tell your mum shes also an idiot for thinking that.
monga:Ok.

by Bernard P July 17, 2007