Bernado of Naan's definitions

Vileophone

The ribcage of an underage anorexic.

Seriously, she was so skinny, if I'd had a hammer I could have played her vileophone.

by Bernado of Naan May 20, 2008

whirble

The sound made by a Dungeons and Dragons player when you tell them that their attack bonuses don't stack or their flanking bonus doesn't apply.

Richard whirbled annoyingly as he pointed emphaticly at irrelevant tables in his Dungeon Master's Guide.

by Bernado of Naan April 22, 2007