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cootie

Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.
Jason got cooties because he touched Brittany!
by benormous July 21, 2008
mugGet the cootiemug.

iPod

Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.

Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.
Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.
by benormous June 11, 2006
mugGet the iPodmug.

the flow

The main stream, the current fads and all the other stuff everyone seems to be doing. Nothing is wrong with being in the flow, out being out of the flow.
by benormous April 30, 2006
mugGet the the flowmug.

Extreme Tubing

Extreme sport involving a quite large inner tube, and a pool to jump into. You jump off anything available, pull a crazy arial maneuver, stick it by landing in the pool safely on the tube.
Harold: Holy fuck! Did you see that! I pulled an inverted 180 Sky Scratcher!
Sean: Fuck yeah I saw that! Extreme Tubing rocks!
by benormous May 4, 2006
mugGet the Extreme Tubingmug.

metric

Horrible band consisting of a bunch of retards. 60% of the reason they suck
is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.
Char: Oh my god! Metric rocked!
Ben: No, Metric is gay, besides, I hear they suck live.
by benormous April 30, 2006
mugGet the metricmug.

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