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native jump

Tactic to clear an obstacle, usually used while evading police or another threat.

Planting one arm on the obstacle while running, then lifting your legs up and over the obstacle.
Josh: Oh shit, we got to lose this heat. Are the cops still on our trail?
Peter: Yup, and there's a fence coming up, get ready to native jump.
by benormous May 3, 2006
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winnipeg

Capital city of Manitoba, Canada.

Seasons: Winter, harsh; Spring, floods; Summer, dry and tolerable; Fall, nothing fun happens.

Temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius

Ups: Folk Fest(Hippy gathering), lot's of weed, great bands, Slurpees(Slurpee capital), it's better than Regina.
Downs: Natives, mosquitos, murder capital of Canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot's of car theft.

Nicknames: the 'Peg, Winterpeg, Win-a-pig

Name origin: Winnipeg is Cree for Muddy Water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the Forks. The Forks is where the Assinboine River and the Red River meet.
Come to Winnipeg, smoke some weed, buy a Slurpee, get your car jacked by natives, throw a bike in the Red River and run to safety from the West Nile infected mosquitoes, then ask yourself, how can Regina be any worse?
by benormous May 3, 2006
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vegetarian between meals

Snappy comeback to say if someone comments on the fact that they are a vegetarian.
Ben: How would you like your steak?
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.
by benormous April 30, 2006
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accountabilabuddy

Reference from the show South Park.

A person to whom you are responsible for, and vice-versa for that said person.
Butters, you lost your accountabilabuddy?! You will be held accountabiliabuddiable.
by benormous June 1, 2007
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speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
by benormous September 22, 2005
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