farty

1. Gassy.
2. Smelly.
3. Low-class.
4. Unworthy.

You are a farty little man, Marty.

by Benjamin Peabody April 20, 2007

driskers

1. Dripping whiskers.
2. A beard or mustache that has become wet or drippy.

The showered man had glistening driskers.

by Benjamin Peabody December 24, 2008