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Definitions by Benito Swagolini

Lightning McQueef 

Lightning Mcqueef is the Chief Queef Manic of the Race Track, he queefs wherever he goes, the absolute queef god.
Jonathen: Yo, you heard of Lightning McQueef?

Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.
Holy shit, its me
me:holy shit, its me.
friend:holy shit, its you.
Mother:holy shit, its you.
Father:holy shit, its you.
Sister:holy shit, its you.
Brother:holy shit, its you.
Grandma:holy shit, its you.
Grandpa:holy shit, its you.
Dog:holy shit, its you.
Cat:holy shit, its you.
Parakeet:holy shit, its you.
Vodka:holy shit, its you.
Ifunny: holy shit, its you.
Jozef:holy shit, its you.
Jozef by Benito Swagolini February 1, 2022