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Definitions by Ben jones

Felching Hat 

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.
Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.
Felching Hat by Ben Jones June 7, 2018
The appitomy of everything that is STD ridden, brought on by sleeping with endless amounts of gribblers (see gribbler), unprotected, usually fat mingers, anally.
Oh my god u slept with her u'll turn out like Wozza.

U've probably got what wozza's got.
Wozza by Ben Jones March 18, 2004

homsville 

An individual who is incredible homosexual. So gay in fact that they come from homsville.
Wozza you are so homsville
homsville by Ben Jones March 16, 2004

gribbler 

A female and i use the term lightly, that is so repulsive u'd probably rather eat a leprosy victim at the end of their disease.
Oh my god Wozza, can't believe you went with that Gribbler last nite, what is the matter with you?

Holy shit she's a Gribler.
gribbler by Ben Jones March 16, 2004

Bum Aids 

A combination of all dieases, including STD's, but also can be given to someone who is just a complete loser and goes without sex for long periods of time.
Oh my god buckers u've got bum aids u look like the orc general from lord of the rings return of the king
Bum Aids by Ben jones March 9, 2004
a bicycle of some sort
i need your tredder innit mush
tredder by Ben Jones September 29, 2003