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ronan

ooohhh, look at that ronan over on that rock
by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003
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salcha

the name of a small town in alaska relatively close to fairbanks. this town is made up of crappy houses and nastier looking people. the town itself wreaks of poo so the word has been redefined as the stench that the town is composed of. poop/shit
hey pat, brb i gotta drop a huge salcha.

dude, it smells like salcha in here.
by ben crawford August 31, 2007
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grapeworld

The state of being stoned, lit, torched, high, toasted, etc. This is used in place of getting high to be able to communicate with your friends what you're gonna do publicly while keeping what you are going to do a secret to others
Ben: Hey Kyle i got tickets to grapeworld you wanna come?

Kyle: Hell yeah, good thing shannon doesnt know what grape world is.

Ben: i know, i love how mad she gets since she doesnt know
by Ben Crawford April 22, 2006
mugGet the grapeworldmug.

choop log

The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.
Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.

Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs

Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.
by Ben crawford October 9, 2007
mugGet the choop logmug.

meesh

short friendly version of Michelle
My names Michelle, but you can call me Meesh
by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003
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grapeworld

The state of being stoned, lit, torched, high, toasted, etc. This is used in place of getting high to be able to communicate with your friends what you're gonna do publicly while keeping what you are going to do a secret to others
Ben: Hey Kyle i got tickets to grapeworld you wanna come?

Kyle: Hell yeah, good thing shannon doesnt know what grape world is.

Ben: i know, i love how mad she gets since she doesnt know
by Ben Crawford April 22, 2006
mugGet the grapeworldmug.

porkpie

ladies vagina after festival. Crunchy on the outside, like jelly on the inside
my porkpies a bit itchy
by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003
mugGet the porkpiemug.

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