Reverse Zwart

The opposite of typical zwart behavior, tall, free of spelling errors, no late night rants in the gc, doesn't live in a firefighter town

An hour ago this giy called me with a "quick question" right before I wanted to take a shirt. It wasn't quick so I just walked away to take a shit, figuring I'd tell him I didn't here the last 5 minutes when I got back, but when I got done shitting I forgot, and went outside to stare off like I do, then like 10 minutes later was like "oh shit!" And ran back to my computer and the niqqa is STILL talking.

zwart did a reverse zwart on somone insane

A tall engineer without typos

by Ben Zucc February 25, 2025

Zwarting

Zwarting is when someone with no knowledge of a topic talks like they know.

Also see, cryptobros

"Tom Brady is the GOAT! The man has been to the NBA Finals 7x and has the highest WAR of all-time!"
Dude, you're zwarting hard rn. Chill.

by Ben Zucc February 28, 2025

Zwart

Typically a short (5'7') Dutchman with an Electrical Engineering Degree who likes to wax poetic in late evening rants about his high school wrestling "career", usually filled with numerous spelling errors. Claims to love firefighters and boasts about living in a "firefighter town". Lives with his estranged baby mama named "Shan"

Bro, what did you type? You went full on Zwart with that paragragh.

by Ben Zucc February 25, 2025