metro

Common term for Washington DC's subway system, short for Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.
Take Metro from Franconia-Springfield to Smithsonian, and then meet me by the Natural History Museum.
by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003
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Mecca switch

A function that, when activated in a database, is a "smoke and mirrors" device to make features on a site appear to be nonexistent to the computer-clueless. Originally named for Mecca Marsh, hall director of Potomac Hall at James Madison University from 2000 to 2003. The term was first used in reference to menu items on The Schumin Web.
A: What happened to your page about (whatever)?
B: Oh, it's still there. I Mecca switched it, though, because my friend didn't approve. It'll be back on there before too long.
by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003
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Gay Gayerson

Term to describe the epitome of homosexuality. Used on an episode of Roseanne.
He couldn't be any gayer even if his name was Gay Gayerson!
by Ben Schumin December 02, 2003
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clicker

Device attached to a telephone headset that, when activated, will turn off the microphone of the headset, while the customer can still be heard by the person wearing the headset.
The person hit his clicker while he laughed at the person on the other end of the line.
by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003
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WMATA

Short for Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority, which operates subway and bus systems in the Washington DC area. Also called Metro. The initials are normally pronounced, particularly in regards to their Web site.
Look for a WMATA employee. They'll be able to help you.
by Ben Schumin November 25, 2003
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