The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

drive-thru dick

When a man puts his dick in a hot dog bun and sticks it out a window. He waits for someone to notice and relishes the moment. Mustard optional, but manditory.

Ben: I'll take one foot-long hot dog.
Nick: That will be 4.28
(Ben pulls up to the window.)
Ben: What the fuck is that?
Josh: Looks like a dick to me.
Nick: You just witnessed a drive-thru dick.
Ben: Kudos. Man.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Grandma's Hat

Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.

Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Golden Microphone

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

16-0

To have a tremendous run of great skill and/or luck, before messing up later on.

Nick: Jamie Lynn Spears had everything going for her man.
Josh: Yeah, she went 16-0

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008