Definitions by Ben McLaky

Golden Microphone 

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

Golden Microphone by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Pube Tube

Attaching ones pubic hair to their television by any means nessecery.

Josh: Am I comin' over to watch to super bowl.
Ben: Yeah, we're watchin' it on the pube tube.

Pube Tube by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

16-0 

To have a tremendous run of great skill and/or luck, before messing up later on.

Nick: Jamie Lynn Spears had everything going for her man.
Josh: Yeah, she went 16-0

16-0 by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Cattoo 

A tattoo of a cat that makes a noise when you rub it. However, the tattoo must be on your dick.

Josh: Nice Cattoo man.
Ben: Why are you lookin' at my dick man?

Cattoo by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Grandma's Hat 

Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.

Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.

Grandma's Hat by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Brendan Fraiser 

Shaving ones eyebrows, then whipping ones dick out for an hour, while in a grocery store.

Little Boy: Look at that man. His dingle is showing!
Mom: He's just doing a Brendan Fraiser

Brendan Fraiser by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008