Ben McLaky's definitions

Cattoo

A tattoo of a cat that makes a noise when you rub it. However, the tattoo must be on your dick.

Josh: Nice Cattoo man.
Ben: Why are you lookin' at my dick man?

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Brendan Fraiser

Shaving ones eyebrows, then whipping ones dick out for an hour, while in a grocery store.

Little Boy: Look at that man. His dingle is showing!
Mom: He's just doing a Brendan Fraiser

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

dick triscuit

When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.

Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Pube Tube

Attaching ones pubic hair to their television by any means nessecery.

Josh: Am I comin' over to watch to super bowl.
Ben: Yeah, we're watchin' it on the pube tube.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Boner Whistle

A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May or may not sound like a train or teapot depending on the size of the specimen. Could cause blindness in people within 1 mile area.

Ben: Do you hear that?
Laky: Sounds like a Boner Whistle in the distance.
Josh: I'M BLIND!

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

16-0

To have a tremendous run of great skill and/or luck, before messing up later on.

Nick: Jamie Lynn Spears had everything going for her man.
Josh: Yeah, she went 16-0

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008