Definitions by Ben Kessler

CLG 

Stands for: Cute Little Girl(s)

Him: Dayummmm those CLGs are finnneee, I'd definitely fuck 'em!
Me: Shit yeah, I would too if they weren't 9!

CLG by Ben Kessler September 21, 2005

ewgh 

The combination of 'ew' and 'ugh'.

Vikki: "My fingers smell of nicotine ablaze."
Me: "Ewgh."

ewgh by Ben Kessler August 16, 2005

spicy asshole 

When farts or fecal matter cause 3rd degree burns to the sphincter region. Usually occurs after an evening of ethnic food from third-world countries such as Mexico, India and Afghanistan.

Mark had to skip class, for those dirty parking-lot burritos gave him spicy asshole and his sphincter was bleeding.

spicy asshole by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005

jolly rancher 

A homosexual farmer.

Notice how that Tim Pickerin is always tending to his sheep and not his crop? Hell, he sure is a jolly rancher!

jolly rancher by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005