Ben Hawks's definitions

Beaver deceiver

A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight

Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

pacific rim

The perineum of a celibate gay man.

Ever since Clark swore off sex, his anus has been a very pacific rim

by Ben Hawks April 15, 2007