3 definition by Ben Hawks

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A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight

Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks March 08, 2007

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks March 10, 2007

The perineum of a celibate gay man.

Ever since Clark swore off sex, his anus has been a very pacific rim

by Ben Hawks April 10, 2007