Ben Faulding's definitions

Achoo-Stillbirth

When you feel like you're about to sneeze and it doesn't come and you feel like your head is about to explode.

John: Oh man I just had a sneeze that didn't come out.
Jake: OH, you mean an Achoo-Stillbirth . I hate those.
John: Yeah, they're almost as bad as blue balls

by Ben Faulding January 8, 2006

scenic route

An Elevator ride to or from the top or high floor of a building that stops at every floor on the way up or down.

"I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"

by Ben Faulding September 30, 2005

Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005

Laundry Date

When a normally mundane activity (ie. food shopping or doing laundry) is given social significance when accompanied by a love\sexual interest. It can be a good way to fit semblance of a social life into a young urbanites packed schedule, or can be a way of breaking the ice.

I wanted to hang out with Mary, but I had to walk my neighboors dogs so i took her with me. It was a laundry date.

by Ben Faulding September 24, 2005