Ben Dover's definitions

computater

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.

That damned computater broke again!!!!!

by Ben Dover November 19, 2003

truncheon

a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt

oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse?

by ben dover July 4, 2004

suburbanite

a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.

those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

tata

one boob only

My lover licked my left tata

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003