notcha

the bit between your balls and anus

notcha balls and notcha arse

by Ben Bashford August 05, 2002

swift half

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.

"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"

by Ben Bashford June 03, 2003

zuffle

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house

by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003

camgirl

see camwhore

"A female who broadcasts live pictures or video of herself over the World Wide Web"

by Ben Bashford May 06, 2003

biffon

the female notcha

the space between the females vagina and anus

the bit the balls biffon during sex

by Ben Bashford August 05, 2002

bangers and mash

turds and white bogroll left "as a surprise" in a public toilet.

I couldn't take a shit on the coach - the flusher was broken and it was filled with bangers and mash

by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003