Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis's definitions

Fuck Truck

An extremely attractive girl, exuding sexuality, that any guy would do nearly anything to bone. A girl so hot that she stops traffic.

"That girl is a total fuck truck. She's 18 Wheels of Fuckin Fury! I'd crawl across the Mekong Delta just to hear her fart in a field phone!"

by Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis February 20, 2009

Ho-tographer

A member of the growing group of women that mistakenly believe they are budding photographers, sending and posting random snapshots of flowers, bodies of water, and rainbows to everyone they know via social networking sites and email.

"Every time I check email, I get 50 new photos from some Ho-tographer I know."

by Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis February 20, 2009