Beard Police's definitions

bagilhole

noun. A slight break in the line of a beard or moustache on one side of a man's face. Usually the person is trying to grow facial hair where the component parts, such as sideburns, moustache and beard, are intended to join, creating a seamless facial hair effect. A bagilhole is a bald patch of skin which interrupts the line of said facial hair.

George, your bagilhole is showing.

by Beard Police February 5, 2010

Majureyism

To predict and forecast with utmost accuracy, to the point of being seen as a seer.

Mark, you absolutely nailed the forecast this year. A real piece of Majureyism!

by Beard Police January 6, 2022

Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. To bottle it.

My team only got to the last 16 -- they're a bit spursy.

by Beard Police May 14, 2014