Definitions by Bazho Underbaggage

Spoon it before you ruin it 

The action of spooning before beating up the pussy.

The girls love me because my dad taught me to 'spoon it before you ruin it!"

Spoon it before you ruin it by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

DooToo 

Another widely accepted term for a dick, dong, chub, schlong, etc...a penis.

I asked my girl if she wanted my DooToo in her sweet pussy.

DooToo by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)

I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.

Sterilize it before you terrorize it by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016