Definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

iGhey 

The iMac's true identity amongst the elite Windows and Linux users.

The iMac is the iGheyest blob of shit on the market.

iGhey by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

iGay 

another term for the iMac. Not used in the homosexual-sense, but the lameass-sense. See also iGhey

iGay by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

purple mushroom 

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

purple mushroom by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

fuckhead 

A person who has a vagina on top of their neck instead of a head.

fuckhead by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

os 

Operating System. Windows is the only one worth your money, with the downside of constant errors (and the blue screen trauma).

os by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Dictionary 

A fat-ass book of non-sensical ramblings put together by college students.

Dictionary by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Blue Screen Syndrome 

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.

Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.

Blue Screen Syndrome by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003