penny

It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.
Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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13

The track number on Eminem's 3 LPs which contains the vocals of Dina Rae (or however you may spell it).
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003
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Website

There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good:
Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS.

The Bad:
Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying.

The Ugly:
A websiet with a white background, blue and purple hyperlinks, uses only Times New Roman font, and non-colored horizontal rules, plus crappy tables with sad borders and no design.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.
<KindyGartener> Zila-what?
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
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cock jockey

Any man or woman who rides erect penises as a competitive sport against others.
That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 06, 2003
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Morgasm

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.
Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
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pee your pants

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
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