pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 29, 2003

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Surrounds said actions in IM conversations or Chat-rooms.

<ButtAzn> *yawns* Im tired
<HyrenMaster> No shit
<ButtAzn> lolz
<HyrenMaster> what?

<AznFaggot> *smacks KillThemAll over the head* bad KillThemAll! BAD!1 lolz
<KillThemAll> How is that funny?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

fuck the government

hell yeah, motherfux0rs. The government should shut their fucking mouths and stop fucking around with censorship.

The government payed me to say $%#@ instead of cunt. That must make me a god damn chiggajiggawigganigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

wankhole

A terminal wally who frequently makes a bastard of himself. Like George W. Bush.

That wankhole controls a nation? Oh my God!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 07, 2003

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 17, 2003

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003