asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

hello

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

vaginal

1. of or relating to the vagina
2. idiotic, bullshitting

1. Your mother is vaginal.
2. This homework is so vaginal.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 07, 2003

webslut

Internet slut. See net whore and crackwhore

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

2004

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp January 01, 2004

SOAD

1. System of a Down
2. Someone Owning a Dildo

1. I bought a SOAD CD
2. The SOAD bought a dildo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003