BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

cars that bounce

Something fun to watch if an old lady is driving one.

"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

sex0r

1. Sex
2. Sexy
3. To have sex

1. I like to sex0r sluts out in the hen-house.
2. She is teh sex0rs!
3. So, you want sex0rs, eh?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

pop an ass

To: fart; pass gas; phut; expulse methane

Wes was gettings its ons ands shes gones ands popped an ass ons mes. Smellies.

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

plustard

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.

The plustard got hit by a parked car.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003