Milking Blood

When you milk a meme or trend so hard that it draws blood on it and make it die much faster.
"Gee, people were really milking blood with that among us trend."
by Based Cow December 02, 2021
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Crimsonpilled

Super redpilled but not quite blackpilled. Braces for the worst to happen, but still has hope. May also mean the leader of a redpilled community.
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Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
2:
Redpilled Person: This community leader is based, he's crimsonpilled
by Based Cow November 16, 2021
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Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 04, 2021
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Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
Those meme channels are big point farmers!
by Based Cow December 04, 2021
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A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.
Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?
by Based Cow June 15, 2022
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Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.
Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.
1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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