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Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.
Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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Budlighted

When something or someone (usually a corporation) posts cringe like Bud Light did, they get Budlighted, causing their brand to be destroyed in an instant, as using it becomes an embarassing act.
A: Target just lost 9 billion dollars from selling pride month products early

B: Looks like they just got Budlighted.
by Based Cow May 25, 2023
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Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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Crimsonpilled

Super redpilled but not quite blackpilled. Braces for the worst to happen, but still has hope. May also mean the leader of a redpilled community.
1:
Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
2:
Redpilled Person: This community leader is based, he's crimsonpilled
by Based Cow November 16, 2021
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Void Meme

A meme that died so hard and/or is so unfunny that there's literally no humor at all in it, and can't even be revived as an ironic meme. Old filler memes are more likely to be void memes.
That boomer minions meme format is so dead that it's probably about to become or is already a void meme.
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.
Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?
by Based Cow June 15, 2022
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Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.
Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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