Based Cow's definitions
An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
Get the Cow Humormug. Super redpilled but not quite blackpilled. Braces for the worst to happen, but still has hope. May also mean the leader of a redpilled community.
1:
Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
2:
Redpilled Person: This community leader is based, he's crimsonpilled
Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
2:
Redpilled Person: This community leader is based, he's crimsonpilled
by Based Cow November 16, 2021
Get the Crimsonpilledmug. Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
Get the Point Farmermug. A meme that died so hard and/or is so unfunny that there's literally no humor at all in it, and can't even be revived as an ironic meme. Old filler memes are more likely to be void memes.
That boomer minions meme format is so dead that it's probably about to become or is already a void meme.
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
Get the Void Mememug. When something or someone (usually a corporation) posts cringe like Bud Light did, they get Budlighted, causing their brand to be destroyed in an instant, as using it becomes an embarassing act.
A: Target just lost 9 billion dollars from selling pride month products early
B: Looks like they just got Budlighted.
B: Looks like they just got Budlighted.
by Based Cow May 25, 2023
Get the Budlightedmug. You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
Get the Monkey's paw wishmug. A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.
Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?
by Based Cow June 15, 2022
Get the You don't have enough memory in the memory cardmug.