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Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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Crimsonpilled

Super redpilled but not quite blackpilled. Braces for the worst to happen, but still has hope. May also mean the leader of a redpilled community.
1:
Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
2:
Redpilled Person: This community leader is based, he's crimsonpilled
by Based Cow November 16, 2021
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Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
Those meme channels are big point farmers!
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.
Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?
by Based Cow June 15, 2022
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Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.
Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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Void Meme

A meme that died so hard and/or is so unfunny that there's literally no humor at all in it, and can't even be revived as an ironic meme. Old filler memes are more likely to be void memes.
That boomer minions meme format is so dead that it's probably about to become or is already a void meme.
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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undead meme

A meme that should be dead, but for some reason a plethora of people pretend it isn't. An example of this is Among Us. For some reason, a ton of people still use it and think it's funny, even though many people do not think it is.
Person 1: Why do people keep posting about among us?!

Person 2: It's an undead meme.
by Based Cow March 22, 2022
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