Definitions by Bartholomew Rupert

Spockafour

A move used in lesbian sex when one takes a sandwich, shoves it in the pussy, and then applies a rose toy on top. The pussy then turns periwinkle.

Hey Mimi, wanna spockafour tonight?

Spockafour by Bartholomew Rupert May 16, 2026

Chupple

When your best friend is chopped but you can’t tell them because you are too nice.

Josh is such a chupple, he’s so fucking ugly!

Chupple by Bartholomew Rupert January 18, 2026

Basson Effect

When you cannot tell if a girl is hot or not. Attractiveness could depend on the day, outfit, time, or mental status.

Jami is the best example of the basson effect, she is hot but so chopped at the same time!
She’s such a basson.

Basson Effect by Bartholomew Rupert January 18, 2026