Bartholomew Rupert's definitions

Basson Effect

When you cannot tell if a girl is hot or not. Attractiveness could depend on the day, outfit, time, or mental status.

Jami is the best example of the basson effect, she is hot but so chopped at the same time!
She’s such a basson.

by Bartholomew Rupert January 18, 2026

Chupple

When your best friend is chopped but you can’t tell them because you are too nice.

Josh is such a chupple, he’s so fucking ugly!

by Bartholomew Rupert January 18, 2026