3 definitions by Barry McCakiner

Lacking skill of any sort ; Garbage would be an improvement.
Mark: Hey Keith, are you going to get on Xbox to play basketball with us.
Josh: Screw that. His skills and abilities to learn are total garáge.
by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022
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When you bag your friend with a half-full bottle of pop (preferably diet Pepsi) and follow it with a punch to the face.
While Keith was sitting on the couch, Mark surprised him with The Shelby, causing great joyous celebration in the house.
by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022
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Having the intelligence and sarcastic capacity to completely embarrass those around you. Not fearing repercussions. Having the ability to long-con a joke for weeks.
Josh: Keith, if there was 119 dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on ?

Keith: None of them !

Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.

Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.
by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022
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