Baron Von Batwing's definitions

monster

1) A scary creature
2) An ugly woman
3) A crap film about a ropey old killer lesbian
4) A large shit
5) A large penis
6) Anything large

"Daniel dropped his pants, it was a fucking monster!!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

Arse Genie

1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.

2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.

"What the fuck is this? I don't seem to recal shitting meself today?"

by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005

thailand

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.

" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005