The pendulous or excess skin that hangs from the underside of the upper arms. Most commonly found on fat women from the north of England.
"Ugh, that fat-ass old barmaid just whapped me in the face with her sweaty chicken wing when she reached over to collect my glass!"
by Baron Von Batwing January 06, 2005

1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
by Baron Von Batwing January 06, 2005

I found a baby hedgehog in the park the other day and took it home only to find a naked man attatched to it.
by Baron Von Batwing January 14, 2005
