Definitions by Baron Von Batwing
Ironside
1) A 1970's cop drama about a crime fighting cripple in a wheelchair.
2) An insult to hurl at arrogant cripples who think you owe them something.
See also: dalek
2) An insult to hurl at arrogant cripples who think you owe them something.
See also: dalek
Cripple: Urghl! these parking spaces are for wheelchair users only! I'm speaking to security about this.
You: Fuck you Ironside!
You: Fuck you Ironside!
Ironside by Baron Von Batwing January 7, 2005
chicken wing
The pendulous or excess skin that hangs from the underside of the upper arms. Most commonly found on fat women from the north of England.
"Ugh, that fat-ass old barmaid just whapped me in the face with her sweaty chicken wing when she reached over to collect my glass!"
chicken wing by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005
Arse Genie
1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
Arse Genie by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005