11 definitions by Barney
Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet
by Barney March 26, 2016
To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell
Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
by Barney September 26, 2023