Definitions by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist

shusheens 

Used to tell someone to be quiet.
It's usually unrecoverable in that conversation and results in a minor loss of aura.

Especially when they be rambling on about some useless ting like climate change or sum

like who tf cares bro shusheens.

"shusheens g"
"bro shusheens"

shusheens by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 23, 2025

Pumsheens 

Pumsheens is female touch.

"pumsheens no pumsheens" - is a phrase you use to violate someone who you believe doesn't get female touch and therefore you disregard all that they say...

"my boy gets no pumsheens and that's a fact."
"pumsheens no pumsheens"

Pumsheens by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 23, 2025

Scruthers 

When your swear on your penis' life that you are correct.

"ayo burnece gets no gyal scruthers"

"scruthers this tastes like pineapple"

Scruthers by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 23, 2025

Gumtree 

What grows inside you when you swallow gum

Example 1:
Man 1: Raaa I just swallowed some gum
Man 2: fam, manna is gonna get a gumtree
Man 1: scruthers?
Man 2: still

Officer: Sir, please don't spit out your chewing gum
Roadman: or what blad? allow man getting a gumtree
Officer: Sir, will I need to hand you a caution?
Roadman: Bun your caution, man aint no lyax (spits and books)

Gumtree by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 30, 2023

Lyax

Being on road when you're not on road

Example 1:
Roadman 1: Oi bun you fam, don't chat to man like that
Roadman 2: Stop running your mouth, you lyax

Example 2:
Roadman 1: Scruthers this is my ends
Officer: Excuse me sir, do not speak to me like that, we know you are a lyax

Lyax by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 29, 2023

Dirty scruthers 

When you swear on your penis' life that you will finish in her ear

Ayo the boydem do be doing a dirty scruthers all over the gaff

Dirty scruthers by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 20, 2023

Dirty scruthers 

U swear on your penis' life that you will finish in her ear

Ayo the boydem do be doing a dirty scruthers all over the gaff

Dirty scruthers by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 20, 2023