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Definitions by BangraBoy and the chutney crew

Karate Chopped Humus 

Her pussy was so ugly it looked like I karate chopped humus!

Cheesemill 

The act of grating the dried seminal and vaginal fluid from your cock on to a persons face. This is made better if either party is suffering from a reproductive oragan discharge, as this adds to the quantity of "cheese" that can be milled!
Gareth: Hey Mate! What did you do this morning?

Guy: Not much, I had breakfast in bed and then cheesemilled my wife! She loved it as I currently have ghonneria!

Gareth: Amazing!