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Cheesemill 

The act of grating the dried seminal and vaginal fluid from your cock on to a persons face. This is made better if either party is suffering from a reproductive oragan discharge, as this adds to the quantity of "cheese" that can be milled!
Gareth: Hey Mate! What did you do this morning?

Guy: Not much, I had breakfast in bed and then cheesemilled my wife! She loved it as I currently have ghonneria!

Gareth: Amazing!
Words you can keep

CheesyMilkshake 

A Sexual act of gaping ones asshole so wide you can fill it up with canned spray cheese and semen to be mixed with a dick or dildo. There are many version of this milkshake, if you have a big imagination and combination is endless.(Main Recipe)1bottle of canned spray cheese, half a bag of Cheetos, at-least half a cup of semen(dick needed as mixing tool)
Bro it was crazy, I made a CheesyMilkshake out of her.

Cheeseballin 

When you are baked out of your mind and you cant hold yourself from smiling and giggling.
Yo cameron is cheeseballin his ass off. He just cant stop smiling!
Cheeseballin by Dirt Wrap Dave April 1, 2009

cheesecall 

Used by Mcdonalds employees in the UK as a codeword between the crew if an attractive female enters the store.

The word "Cheesecall" has simply manifested over time and it's origins are unknown, but, it is a useful codeword as it seems completely normal to hear someone shout "cheesecall" in a fast food restaurant. The "cheesecall" in question is none the wiser to the antics of her servers.
"Dude, that's a cheesecall!"
cheesecall by Wee Stewie April 2, 2010

Cheeseball

Used one time after a person says something silly, goofy or corny, or behaves in a similar way.
Or, on a regular basis, to describe someone who says things or behaves in silly, goofy or corny ways repeatedly.
Melvinis acting like a total cheeseball
Cheeseball by Soob March 19, 2004

dick cheesellor 

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
dick cheesellor by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019

cheesewilly 

The act of "wet willying" someone, except using liquid nacho cheese, as opposed to saliva.
"Guys, I totally pulled a cheesewilly on Pryce!"
cheesewilly by talljord May 8, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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