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Cheesemill 

The act of grating the dried seminal and vaginal fluid from your cock on to a persons face. This is made better if either party is suffering from a reproductive oragan discharge, as this adds to the quantity of "cheese" that can be milled!
Gareth: Hey Mate! What did you do this morning?

Guy: Not much, I had breakfast in bed and then cheesemilled my wife! She loved it as I currently have ghonneria!

Gareth: Amazing!
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CheesyMilkshake 

A Sexual act of gaping ones asshole so wide you can fill it up with canned spray cheese and semen to be mixed with a dick or dildo. There are many version of this milkshake, if you have a big imagination and combination is endless.(Main Recipe)1bottle of canned spray cheese, half a bag of Cheetos, at-least half a cup of semen(dick needed as mixing tool)
Bro it was crazy, I made a CheesyMilkshake out of her.

Cheeseballin 

When you are baked out of your mind and you cant hold yourself from smiling and giggling.
Yo cameron is cheeseballin his ass off. He just cant stop smiling!
Cheeseballin by Dirt Wrap Dave April 1, 2009

cheesecall 

Used by Mcdonalds employees in the UK as a codeword between the crew if an attractive female enters the store.

The word "Cheesecall" has simply manifested over time and it's origins are unknown, but, it is a useful codeword as it seems completely normal to hear someone shout "cheesecall" in a fast food restaurant. The "cheesecall" in question is none the wiser to the antics of her servers.
"Dude, that's a cheesecall!"
cheesecall by Wee Stewie April 2, 2010

Cheeseball

Used one time after a person says something silly, goofy or corny, or behaves in a similar way.
Or, on a regular basis, to describe someone who says things or behaves in silly, goofy or corny ways repeatedly.
Melvinis acting like a total cheeseball
Cheeseball by Soob March 19, 2004

dick cheesellor 

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
dick cheesellor by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019

cheesewilly 

The act of "wet willying" someone, except using liquid nacho cheese, as opposed to saliva.
"Guys, I totally pulled a cheesewilly on Pryce!"
cheesewilly by talljord May 8, 2008
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